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Post by sawera on Dec 1, 2006 17:40:23 GMT 5
:)1)Girl:Darling Hum Kahan Jaa Rahe Hain??? Boy:Darling Hum Ek Long Drive Par Jaa Rahe Hain.... GirlNakhra) Pehle Kyon Nahi Bataya? Boy:Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jab Car Ke Brakes Fail Huye........ 2) American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email. Banta Singh: In India, it is only with female. 3) * Mannoo was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Mannoo thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass). 4) Mannoo: ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.' Doctor : 'What's your problem?' Mannoo : 'I keep forgetting things.' Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?' Mannoo : 'What problem?' ;D
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Post by Anum Jee on Dec 3, 2006 14:43:47 GMT 5
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shoaib
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Post by shoaib on Dec 3, 2006 18:44:13 GMT 5
aik sardar ji ko, koe kehta hai sarji aap ka dost aap ki wife ko kiss ker raha hai aap kay ghar may....sardar jii forun sun ker ghar ki tarfa bhaagtay hain aur thori der k baad wapis aata hai aur kehta hai oee khotia itna lamba chaker pawaya,"He is not my freind"
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Post by Anum Jee on Dec 4, 2006 11:35:44 GMT 5
main yahaan kissi ki advertisement nahi kar rahibas ek website hi to batai thi jo is topic se hi related hai sir...
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Post by Anum Jee on Dec 4, 2006 12:08:07 GMT 5
yaar koi joke yaad hi nahi aa raha...
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Post by Anum Jee on Dec 4, 2006 12:09:30 GMT 5
sawera i think k tumhain hi is topic ko aagay barhana hoga i m always with u or joke or best jokes le k aaoo......
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Post by Anum Jee on Dec 4, 2006 12:18:27 GMT 5
...ek sardar jee ko kissi tarha USA ka visa mill gaya or chalay gaya un ko english na aanay ki waja se wo 1 week tak bhukay rahay...us k baad unhoon ne pakistan apnay dost ko phone kia or kaha english main khana kaisay mangoon???dost ne bataya k resturent jaoo or bolo putato chips, wo tumhain aalo k chip dedainge...sardar jee 1 week tak putato chips khatay rahay phir unhoon ne dobara dost ko pone kia or kaha main chips kha kha k thak gia kuch or bataoo...dost ne kaha resturent ja k kaho chiken soup wo tum ko yakhnee la k dedega...sadar jee ne resturent ja k kaha chiken soup... waiter ne pucha big cup or small???sardar jee thora sochay or kaha putato chips..............
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Post by sawera on Dec 4, 2006 21:23:55 GMT 5
nice anumhashemy [glow=red,2,300] Tutor 2 SANTA: What is ur father’s name? Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware” Tutor: R u joking? Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha”[/glow]
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Post by sabakhan on Dec 5, 2006 22:46:11 GMT 5
[glow=red,2,300][/glow]main niyat kerta hon 4 mobile chenay ki khas wastay Altaf k moun mera 9.zero ki taraf JIYA MAHAJIR;)
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Post by Lovers-Point on Dec 5, 2006 22:54:47 GMT 5
[glow=red,2,300][/glow] main niyat kerta hon 4 mobile chenay ki khas wastay Altaf k moun mera 9.zero ki taraf JIYA MAHAJIR;)hahahahaha koooooooooool yaar ...........
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Post by Anum Jee on Dec 6, 2006 12:27:11 GMT 5
[glow=red,2,300][/glow] main niyat kerta hon 4 mobile chenay ki khas wastay Altaf k moun mera 9.zero ki taraf JIYA MAHAJIR;)na saba please aisay mat kaho main mahajir nahi punjabi hoon per ya joke jo tum ne send kia hai is se laraiyaan paida ho sakti hai. jo naam is main aap ne lia hai wo ek party ka leader hai... so please.................. un k chahne walay bhi hain agar un main se kissi ne parh lia to badtamizi karay ga or aap janti hi hain...
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Post by sabakhan on Dec 6, 2006 20:49:24 GMT 5
[glow=red,2,300][/glow] anum jee yar its okh thats true yeh sach hai larna hai larlo paker k dekhao humhain
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shoaib
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Post by shoaib on Dec 7, 2006 2:44:53 GMT 5
[glow=red,2,300][/glow] anum jee yar its okh thats true yeh sach hai larna hai larlo paker k dekhao humhain ;D
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Post by Anum Jee on Dec 7, 2006 14:22:16 GMT 5
aap pakistan main nahi hain is lia aap ya kah rahi hain mager aisa na karain to ziada acha baki aap ki marzi......... main nahi larh rahi kissi se but................... forget it yaar....... pani baatain kartay hain............. achi jee to aap kia kar rahi hain aaj kal
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humaira
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Post by humaira on Dec 11, 2006 2:44:30 GMT 5
salam every one
anum jee halka haat rakey plz or b yahan hai sirf ap nahi hai so plz coprate with us
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Post by sawera on Dec 11, 2006 20:27:54 GMT 5
w.salam humaira
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Post by Lovers-Point on Dec 11, 2006 21:50:17 GMT 5
wsalam!
hahaha lolz
arrey nahi nahi jo jitni cahye posting kar sakhta hai koi rukh took nahi...............mager posting topic k lehaz se karain ...........
or apne frndz ko bhi invite karain..............
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humaira
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Post by humaira on Dec 13, 2006 5:16:23 GMT 5
admin sahab mai posting karny sy mana nahi kareh hun mai anum ji sy personal bat kareh thi
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